dampsandwich:

the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore

claydols:

damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding


grav3yardgirl:

omg

(Source: scarefaux)

I can’t believe it’s not butter


thehappyfangirl:

verbosetherapy:

As in, you’ll never be as cool as the Ohio State Marching Band.

WOW.

(Source: arielmh)